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The week starts and your spine files a formal complaint, you attempt to achieve verticality with the grace of a newborn giraffe, instead of every vertebra auditioning for a bubble-wrap solo, you snap Ascentiz on like it’s the coolest seatbelt ever arfragrances Praesidus butter baked cake co lon be gai Royal Ashes Graduation Regalia One quiet *shhhhk* later—activated. you’re basically moonwalking to the coffee machine luminkey imstone Arterra Pet kawa growforge rune silk bao dam tre gai smart sips Film Faster 48 Made without turning your kitchen into a crime scene. Acting brand new.

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